SOCIALIST GROUP ACTUALLY QUITE ENTERPRISING 5 August 2026 ISSUE NO. 37 CANBERRA — The Emancipation Current, a Marxist organisation committed to the abolition of private property, has reported a surplus equal to 22 per cent of revenue. No income tax is payable. The...
Leadership Consultant Assigns Each Equity Partner A Spirit Animal 29 July 2026 ISSUE NO. 36 PERTH — The equity partners of Marlow Crane have confirmed that a two-day leadership retreat in Margaret River concluded with each of them being formally assigned a spirit...
Big Four Accounting Firm Hires Kanye West As Head Of PR 22 July 2026 ISSUE NO. 35 SYDNEY — A Big Four accounting firm has appointed Ye, the artist formerly known as Kanye West, as its new Head of Public Relations, after an internal review concluded the candidate had...
Victim Impact Statement Details Trauma of Court Ruling Against ATO 15 July 2026 ISSUE NO. 34 CANBERRA — The Australian Taxation Office has published a Victim Impact Statement describing the profound and lasting trauma inflicted on the agency when three judges of the...
Local Bloke Steve to Become Registered Valuer 8 July 2026 ISSUE NO. 33 ADELAIDE — Local bloke Steve has confirmed he will become a registered asset valuer ahead of 1 July 2027, citing strong demand, attractive margins, no discernible barriers to entry, and a client...
1,500-Word Essay Prepares Graduate for 78-Page Affidavit 30th June 2026 ISSUE NO. 32 MELBOURNE — A law graduate who completed a 1,500-word essay on International Comparative Legal Theory at Southgate University has confirmed the experience prepared her for practice....
