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New TV Show Claims To Portray “Real Life In An Australian Law Firm” — Nation Horrified
14 January 2026ISSUE NO. 8SYDNEY — Australian audiences are this week grappling with the release of Billable, a gritty new workplace drama marketed as “the first TV show to accurately depict what it’s really like to work in an Australian law firm.” Far from the...
HR Christmas Spirit Tested by Kris Kringle Gift from Sex Shop Nobody Can Explain
17 December 2025ISSUE NO. 7SYDNEY — The People & Culture team at Harrington, Lowe & Myers has confirmed it is unable to determine whether a Kris Kringle gift purchased from a sex shop breaches firm policy, pending clarification of what the item is actually...
Firm Generously Gives Staff Mandatory Employment Entitlements for Christmas — Except for Urgent Matters
10 December 2025ISSUE NO. 6SYDNEY — Staff at Whitlam, Grange & Phelps have expressed gratitude after the firm announced it will be “generously” allowing employees to take their mandatory Christmas employment entitlements this year, subject to the minor condition...
New “Lawyer Flexitime” Lets Staff Work Whenever They’re Already Miserable
3 December 2025ISSUE NO. 5SYDNEY — In a bold step toward modern workplace reform, Cartwright & Dull LLP this week proudly announced the introduction of “Lawyer Flexitime,” a program designed to let staff work whenever they are already at their lowest ebb...
Government Employee So Busy They Don’t Even Have Time For Standard 90-Minute Lunch Break
26 November 2025ISSUE NO. 4Chaos has erupted in the Department of Administrative Processing this week, after one mid-level public servant was reportedly forced to complete nearly a full day’s worth of work, leaving no time for the traditional staring out the window or...
Corporate Lawyer Accidentally Hits “Accept All,” Assumes Other Side Will Happily Re-Redline
19 November 2025ISSUE NO. 3MELBOURNE — A corporate lawyer at Denning & Co accidentally accepted all changes in a contract he had just redlined, before sending it straight back to the opposing side. The lawyer is reportedly “pretty sure they’ll be fine just doing...
ATO Fast-Tracks Objection, Promises Review Within 24 Months
12 November 2025ISSUE NO. 2CANBERRA — The Australian Taxation Office has proudly announced a new “fast-track” system for taxpayer objections, cutting the usual timeframe from five years down to a “streamlined” 18–24 months. “Taxpayers told us they wanted faster...
Law Firm Spices Up Bios With Fun Facts, Proves Partners Are Just as Dull as Everyone Suspected
5 November 2025ISSUE NO. 1BRISBANE — In an effort to make its lawyers appear more approachable, Jansen & Moore has added “fun facts” to all staff biographies on its website. The results, however, have been underwhelming. Visitors can now learn that one partner...
Can Chat GPT Replace Adrian’s Poetry?
Can Chat GPT Replace Adrian’s Poetry? One of the amusing uses of LLMs like Chat GPT is to write in another person’s style. This includes writing poetry. Adrian has put his effort into drafting a Christmas tax poem. In considerably less time, ChatGPT drafted its...
Disneyland Service For Lawyers
Disneyland Service For Lawyers Disneyland promotes itself as the happiest place on Earth. But it is not happy simply because it has a collection of entertaining rides and activities. Any showground might have that. Nor is it the particular intellectual property of...
Xmas Chatbot
Chatbots are the new black. But this season they have also been the new red white and green - with the Cartland Law Xmas Chatbot. Having just spent 18 months developing legal AI (Ailira) when I went to send a Xmas message out to clients I thought that it wouldn’t be a...
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