Treasurer Announces Rushed Tax Amendments To Patch Rushed Tax Amendments 26 August 2026 ISSUE NO. 40 CANBERRA – The Treasurer has announced further amendments to the Government’s tax reforms to fix problems in the legislation introduced to implement the...
AI Company To Watermark AI-Generated Text With Em Dashes Because We Couldn’t Otherwise Tell 19 August 2026 ISSUE NO. 39 SAN FRANCISCO – Artificial intelligence company Nova.AI has announced that it will begin watermarking AI-generated text to comply with...
Speaker Ponces Around Stage Like He Is At TED 12 August 2026 ISSUE NO. 38 NEW SOUTH WALES — The 29th Annual Congress of the Institute of Taxation, Actuarial and Accounting was interrupted on Tuesday afternoon by a man in a linen shirt crossing the full width of the...
SOCIALIST GROUP ACTUALLY QUITE ENTERPRISING 5 August 2026 ISSUE NO. 37 CANBERRA — The Emancipation Current, a Marxist organisation committed to the abolition of private property, has reported a surplus equal to 22 per cent of revenue. No income tax is payable. The...
Leadership Consultant Assigns Each Equity Partner A Spirit Animal 29 July 2026 ISSUE NO. 36 PERTH — The equity partners of Marlow Crane have confirmed that a two-day leadership retreat in Margaret River concluded with each of them being formally assigned a spirit...
Big Four Accounting Firm Hires Kanye West As Head Of PR 22 July 2026 ISSUE NO. 35 SYDNEY — A Big Four accounting firm has appointed Ye, the artist formerly known as Kanye West, as its new Head of Public Relations, after an internal review concluded the candidate had...
